OH MY GROSS!!!!!

So my cat killed an itty bitty tiny frog, how do I know? I saw Lex put something in his mouth and pulled out said frog YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!

Well you know what they say little boys are made of? Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails ROFLMAO Guess he needed a re-fill. Who knows why he is SUCH a boy it is not even funny, look at this face! Doesn't he just look like he is thinking about trouble?

And then the fight started.....

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream..
And that's when the fight started.

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age
I looked in m y pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I he are she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started.....

For My Husband

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU HAVE BEEN MOONED

The Boynton Boys Fighting!

I swear to God they fight like brothers LOL but also Fritz LOVES to sleep near Lex when lex is sleeping. Silly boys!!!!

What Number Are You?

Hey Mrs H- No wonder why you love me, look who else is a "2" like me!

You Are 2: The Helper

You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you. You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know. Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere. You connect with people who are charming and charismatic. At Your Best: You are deeply giving, altruistic, and humble. You devote your life to others while caring for yourself too. At Your Worst: You are manipulative and enjoy making other people guilty. Your Fixation: Rejection Your Primary Fear: Being unworthy of love Your Primary Desire: To be loved unconditionally Other Number 2's: Mother Teresa, John Travolta, Princess Diana, Dr. Phil, and Mr. Rogers.

What Number Are You?

I will do this for my BFF!!!

Tomorrow, October 15th, is Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness day. It is a nationally recognized day for the world to remember the babies we have lost due to miscarriages, still births and other reasons, unbeknownst to us.

Tomorrow at 7pm, in all time zones, please take a moment to light a candle and allow it to burn for at least 1 hour. By doing this, it will create a "wave of light" across the earth. This wave of light helps symbolize the hope, faith and strength that we have and still need in order to push on day after day.

If you would like to learn more about this date and what the wave of light is about, please visit www.october15th.com.

These are awesome breast cancer awareness ribbons!

Look at my teeth!

As Rylee loses them, Lex gains them!

My word of the day

MISERABLE


oh I guess one thing happened that is not miserable. A girl I know from one of my online mommy sites lives about 4 hours from me. She does though have an extra ticket to the November 2nd New Kids on the Block show. Oh ya guess who she gave it to? That has made me happy today.

It's Been Two Years Today

Since we lost Roger. I sit and wonder a lot about where we would be, what things would be like if he had not passed. I get so sad that he never met Lex and the Lex will never get to know him. This picture always makes me smile, because he had such a great time with Todd and the boys on this day. Thought I would share it again.

Love and miss you big guy!!!!