Todd Got Manhandled By Santa!!!1

So after Lex saw Santa (see post below) Daddy went to pick him up, well Santa (who I think was drunk) kept saying "Get down on your knees,get down here" he pushed Todd down and said here he is with hair (using his real Santa beard on Todd's head) and told us to take pictures! Then he wondered if Todd was dad or granddad! Well after he asked my friend's son if he wanted a girlfriend for Christmas, Nathan said he one and Santa asked what color hair she had Nathan said Blonde, Santa said "ahh she must be dumb huh?" I was even more convinced we had visited the drunken Santa!